The Disco Duck

He's as ugly as sin and he loves to dance

Though none of the girls will give him a chance

He's a real no hoper down on his luck

That's why he's known as the Disco Duck

Down the old night club every Saturday night

Watching him in action's an hilarious sight

All the girls laugh and take the piss

'Cause no one's got the bottle to give him a kiss

He waddles around trying to look dead neat

While he jives on down to a groovy beat

Praying and hoping that some ugly old hag

Will take him back to her place and give him a shag!

Time after time he tries to chat up a bird

But the answer's always the same "sod off you nerd!"

Still that doesn't stop him he just carries on

Again and again 'til everyone's gone

Closing time comes and he's as pissed as a fart

Someone should tell him but no ones got the heart

'Cause he's sitting in the corner looking the fool

Trying his hardest to chat up a stool